'I don' t know, last I saw them, they ... '


Hurry,hurry ....



'The main thing I learned in College was ... '


'As soon as I get done here I'm gonna .. '


'The coroner told me that it looked like he had
Been hit in the head several times with a..... '


No comment... ..

No comment.... Really!!!


'Not only has my rear been itchin', on closer
Inspection I find my.... '


'It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken 
Condition cleared up, now I've got an ....'


'Honest Judge, I'm not really a ....'


'My Doctor tol d me the best way to get rid of my
Aikin-Johnson was to..... '


'After I get all of these medical problems 
Taken care of, I think I'll go get a...... '
   
  

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